Friday, September 21, 2007

Figure this one out...

So im wearing jeans (had to pay $3 for ACS) and a VERY LOOSE white sweater shirt today. Shirt is not too big and it's not too small. I have 2 long chunky necklaces on to cover me up even more. NO WAY can u tell im preggers today....NO WAY!!! I promise!!

Anyway, this just happened at lunch and I had to share it...

Me: (Walking around cafe' chatting with kids)

1st Gr. Boy: "Mrs. H, do you have children?"

Me: (shocked by ?) "No, not yet."

Boy: "You have baby in your belly."

Me: "What?"

Boy: "Yes, you have baby in your belly."

Me: "What makes you think that?"

Boy: "I can see it right now"

Me: "really?" (huge shocked eyes, resisting urge to ask him the sex of baby)

Boy: "Yea in a little bit, you have to go like this (closes eyes, grunts hard while squinting entire face imitating labor)

Me: "Youre so silly"

Boy: "It's true"

OMG! OMG! Can he see thru me???

1 comment:

anna said...

That is hilarious. Kids are so much more observant than adults sometimes, huh?!